Monkey and policeman

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Monkey and policeman

Mensaje por fghi301 » Dom Mar 07, 2010 6:36 am

Monkey and policeman

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"What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He
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said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey,
you have to take it to the zoo.nike shox nz Why bring it to me. Take it
to the zoo! So the policeman took the monkey out. Three
or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's
hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door,
put it in, nike shox tl3and was about to drive away. The boss saw this,
ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is
still here? I told you to take it to the zoo. The policeman
replied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo.
Today, I'm taking him to see a movie.

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Mensaje por Requiem » Dom Mar 07, 2010 7:44 am

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